Glitches/Bugs, but I’m a Cosy Kitteh

SL is being a shitbag to me today, I’ve been unable to TP the whole day, I can only get to where I want to by relogging. Here is the perfect song for my experience of SL today…

Ema’s has another ace free gift for you kittens, a beautiful wintery blue outfit with gorgeous cosy scarf (my legs and arms are still freezing but who cares..it’s SL)

These boots which also come with the outfit are so fun, they leave pawprints everywhere you go, so you can forget playing hide and seek wearing these…it just won’t work.

They look soft but those claws are sharp.

YAY, new skin gift from M&R Cupcakes to celebrate the opening of their new mainstore at Le Zoo. This tangerine makeup is a group gift (250 join fee) and comes in freckled and non-freckled version in loads of skin tones. I especially love the freckles, I wish I had them in RL. (If you are not a member of the group, these were also available in a mini hunt at the store, I can’t tp so i can’t check if they are still there.

Wynter Hair/Hat from Kyoot (not free)

There is no charge for awesomeness… or attractiveness.

In between kicking the shit outta my computer this weekend, I managed to squeeze in a movie with my daughter made of win! I needed a break I tells ya as not only did windows pack up on me, my skin files were gonski, I couldn’t get to my back ups and there was all round emo tears!! Anyhoo, upshot is ……..I PWN WINDOWS!!! To celebrate we went to see Kung Fu Panda……kyootest and funniest thing I’ve seen in a while.

So when I got back to the grid I was all angry neko mode! Which is perfect as Arcana Ceawlin of Deadkitties dropped these wicked gifts on me! The skirt is a group gift. Do a search for deadkitties and it’s in the past notices. You get 3 different versions, and also theres some eyes in the archives too, grab those before they go poof.

This yummy kitty collar comes in 4 colours and if you stay in the group, it will be all yours next week……*purrs*

This tasty number is an in store gift called Lacey, it’s a linden, however it comes on all layers and is very versatile…..so get your paws on it now XD! Thanks Arcana, you cheered me up no end dude!!

Clothes,Collar and bracelets
Deadkitties

Hair (not free)
Kin

Ears & Tail (not free)
Fiffefling

Gas mask (not free)
Sinistyle

Tattoos (not free)
Inflict

Got my Neko Head on

I’ve been creeping about as my neko alt Miaow today. I was in a hugely antisocial sort of mood and Miaow is perfect for that, she barely has any friends and growls at anyone who attempts a conversation. She’s great for concentrating on shopping!

Oh I was sooo productive. Look what I found (in between crashes and serious lag patches)

Who DOESN’T like to wear dead wildlife carcusses around their waist? This belt of slight spooky coolness is free from Style Attack

Love this hat with the spikey hair bit and somewhere to keep your fags, this is free at Crazy Crazy Bitches . The tatt is really beautiful too, it’s free from moloko and also in the box is a hot little star tank top.

Skin: Whitney (Militar) : Free Speerit (group gift)

This sexeh lil numbeh is also in the freebie box from Crazy Bitches , have to apologise but I tried to get the exact URL and couldn’t find the store again in the maze of neko shops, it is there though, I promise. You just have to walk around a bit to find it.

The skins worn are a Free Speerit group gift, there’s a selection of skin tones with various fun quirky designs (taches, military, paint splats)- a little taster of the beautiful new skin range. You will also find many other goodies in this group gift box, join Free Speerit and look in the notice archives. Have a look around the store too, new skins and new store..veerrry nice!

Skin: Sara (Blush) Free Speerit group gift
Ceres – Special Black Hair: The Obscene (opening gift – FREE for 1 WEEK ONLY)

Punk Rock Kitteh Beanie and Star outfit: Crazy Bitches (0L)
Jeans: Fetch Alternative (0L a freebie box of loads of goodies, mens there too)
Cadavar Belt: Style Attack (0L
“Oranje” camisk Top (part of outfit): Evil Neko (0L)
Tattoo’s: moloko (0L)
Skins: Free Speerit (group gift)

[insert filthy inuendo here]

Hey ya’ll! There’s a new store in town and the designer is one of my people (from Scotland that is). I don’t meet many fellow Scottish peeps in Second Life, so I’m very happy to feature Georgette Whitfield’s store Chez Geo on this blog.

Look at this cutest free outfit in the store. Oooh I could be crude, my fingers are desperate to type so much filth, but I’ll try to restrain myself. Oh my god I can’t hold back, who wants to see my pussy?

Cat Dress, Tights & Yellow Bangle: Chez Geo (dress 0L), (bangles – 1L for a huge set)
Necklace, Sprinkle Bangle :69:: (0L)

The outfit comes complete with these bright yellow tights and the bangle on the left arm is also free in the store, and comes in all the colours of the rainbow (almost). The Necklace and bangle on the left arm are free from ::69::, you will find these upstairs in the mainstore. (Thank Achariya and Itny for letting me know about these)

My pussy doesn’t look too happy when I stand like this….

Georgette kindly sent me a couple of her full priced items in store, really beautiful designs and great prices.

Cyclical Dress : Chez Geo 75L
Socks: Chez Geo (0L, part of the cat set)

New Look gown: Chez Geo 300L

A big thank you to Azia for introducing me to Georgette and her wonderful store.

Not free but gooooood
Boutique Lily Shoujo Lady Edwina: Fleur (600L in the sale until today)
Slingback pumps in Black Cherry: Juicy
Sexy Hair in black: Seu (120L)

Monday is casual day

Morning folkies!

I felt like dressing down today, I’m feeling super relaxed this morning.

I decided to take my poor neglected Mini out for a tour over the weekend and thought it would be fun to go through all my grunge/neko LMs, these sim’s are great to explore. I love urban grungy style places! Picked up some really cool free tee’s and pants on my travels too, if you hunt around you may find more.

Tee’s: Kirei (Free)

Miu Tee: Miu (free)

Remberance day Top: Castaway (free)

Pirate Top: Needful Things (free)

Check out these amazing skull black and white pants, these are free at Strayers Hump at Pouncevil , thanks to Yohane Rockett (the creator) for dropping a pic of them in the Free*Style group pool, totally fantastic, great fit and unisex too! Lots of other great designs at his store and good prices too.

Unisex Black & White Pants: Strayers Hump at Pouncevil (free)
Unisex Sculpted Boots: Katat0nik, Axis Mundi (free)

Free items worn throughout
Emily Light Coal Freckled Skin: Tuli (group gift)
Tattoo’s and Plaster: InTime (free)
Arm bottles: Discord (group gift)

None free items
Cig Piercing: Skinpop (this is not free but there are LOADS of free goodies here)
Hair HALF Dirty White: Free&Easy (30L)
Silly Glasses: ::69:: (they came with some boots I bought)
Nekama Eyes: aniMe at Nakama (75L for a pack) *these are some of my favie eyes*
Tail: WarMth (70L and comes with ears)

Sexy Sloth Sunday

I’m enjoying my Sunday tremendously by imitating a sloth. I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a few sloths, and I thought to myself, “Wow. That’s a good gig.” Needless to say, there are some great freebies out there and I’ll try to post them in between sloth fests on the couch with artesian beers (I’m obsessed with microbrews, much to the chagrin of my abs) and the boyfriend yelling at the TV during various sporting events.

I was thinking “Hollywood Sunday Brunch Sloth” and came up with this. The dress is a freebie from Dawn Shop that I snagged during that Asri Falcone teddy bear hunt for RFL that I blogged about earlier. It appears to be still going on and while I have no idea of the end date, it would be a shame if you missed it, as there are really nice outfits and skins to be had. The glasses are a freebie from [Mokoptica] that I just lurve. Head to the back of the store for those. The skin is called {Frick} Tan – Flourish (Purple Shadow) and is available from Fricka Morgath’s store (which is chock full of fabulous Eloh mods – I’ll show more soon because they’re so creative and fun!). I love the fact that the skin comes with a versatile purpley-pink nail polish. It saves me from wrestling with poses and prim nails, which is usually a very, very bad scene. The hair is a group gift from Comme il Faut that a few Free*Style foxes blogged earlier and the shoes are Armidi Gisaci Rio Beleza Wedges (not free).

Then I imitated a schizo sloth and tried out the Neko thing. Anyone who knows me knows that I’m completely crap at doing the Neko, Vamp, Elf, and/or other various character thing on SL. I’m actually writing a series of articles about “finding my inner neko,” but she just isn’t there, so I suspect I’ll publish it in about 75 years. I asked one person I know (who declined vociferously to have this quote attributed to him) about how to be a Neko, and he said, “Oh, just put on as much sh!t as possible. Bam! You’re Neko.”

Anyway, the hair is a =TEKUTEKU= freeebie Creamy blogged previously that seemed to fit the bill. The neko appendages are also Creamy finds from [OZ] Hiding Place that aren’t free but *really* decently priced for the neko parts market. The skin is another freebie {Frick} find. The camo tank is by F.A.T. Designz and is free at the German fashion expo at Vanity Universe. The aquamarine Decollage eyes are free at the Gnubie store. The boots are the freebie “Legwarmer Boots” by Katat0nik that are free at Axis Mundi. The bracelet is a dollarbie from GaZoV DeSiGnS — the designer, Greta Gazov, is putting out two new dollarbies in her shop each day until Friday! These were yesterday’s and are no longer available, but you can pick up some killer neko-inspired freebies today that are kyoot-ness approved. The boombox bag is from I-Candy and was a gift sent out through the Fashion Consolidated group.

The kitteh is called “Sweet Leo Kitty” and is a group gift from SWEET LEOnard that is still available. The “crazy mouse” perched on my shoulder is really fun! He crawls around all over ya and is available for free from B2B Design.
Non-freebies but fabulous finds include the jeans and hospital bracelets from EBT Threads and Tattoos. (There’s a 1/2 off skin sale that is *definitely* worth checking out with pretty makeups and beaten-up looks for only $300 Ls.) The lip piercings are from FlipSide. The panda leg bag is from *KANA-NA*. The “Ripped Leash” choker is from Good Life.

And yep, that was as much sh!t as I could put on, so hopefully that makes me a semi-genuine neko, lol. BAM!

Here Kitty Kitty…….

After blogging the lush dresses and Italian couture the last couple of days…..this post is as far as you can get from a ballgown! It started with a group join gift from Atomic and grew from there, hellllllo hawt scarf, shoulder kitty, wicked arm and leg straps and shoes (not shown).
HOH is having an opening party tomorrow, and lalafoofoo is one of the vendors there……love her stuff I have most of her store in fat packs hehe. She has a couple of dollarbies for the opening and this shirt is one of them. I like the contrast of the cutesy pink shirt and my strapped arm and bruised face! I know…….I’m a strange one!
Jeans are from FORM at The Loot location, I’m sure guys could wear em too…..and theres loads of guy stuff at The Loot, it’s a must check out!

Shirt
Lalafoofoo – HOH Mall Location

Jeans
FORM – The Loot Location

Kitty, Scarf, Armband and thigh strap
Atomic Group Join Crate

Hair
Electro Kitty– Kimini in white (not free)

Tattoos
Canimal – Sk8r Punk Faded (not free)

Ears and Tail
Fifferfling Leonard (not free)

The episode in which I drink to much wine….

….at a KIDS party, and then log onto to SL!!!!

Chaos ensues…..

Guess who made this???? Go on take a guess.

You guessed right didn’t you? Who else would make such a crazy cool ‘Wallflower’ thingy but Four Yip, this is the perfect to mess about with when you are full of wine. It is all free and includes the complete cat avatars and the wallpaper set with 3 poseballs. I now have a new fetish for dressing as a cat and secretly blending in with the wallpaper, so perfect for hiding then jumping out and scaring passers by.

Isn’t the wallpaper tasteful?

So who was crazy enough to agree to pose here with me?

Yup, it’s Adaire Decuir, Ben Vanguard of SL Men, and Aemilia Case of Philotic Energy, don’t you recognise them? (I’m the stupid drunk one with the mohecan (from Gritty Kitty at Gnubie Store and Glasses from Periquita, which were a group gift)

♫ Y M C A ♫ (poseballs are Adaire’s)

TP to Yip’s for the Wallflower Kit (free) and freak all your friends out.

Discord, A Gothic Surprise

At last, another kitty post for you today, Miaow has been out prowling all morning and discovered a new amazing sim called Discord – Nightmare City, it’s a gothic/neko dark place, a fantastic build. When you first arrive you land in an enclosed spooky enclosed area, you have to click the sign to TP to the main entrance.

Main Entrance

There is a row of TP signs to each area, The clothes, tattoo’s animations and hair are amazing and really great prices. I really need the B-Girl AO, it’s only about 200L, there’s also a B-Boy AO and Vampire and Zombie AOs if you are into that sort of thing, those are on Vampire Street. Whatever you do, don’t go to the dungeon, eeeeek, I was trapped!!!

TP signs against the wall.

Pochette has a store there too, you click on the sign near the entrance to TP. The Pochette area is a total contrast to the rest of the store, a lot brighter but still slightly haunting. I took most of my pics here because it’s so beautiful. Outside the Pochette store you will find the denim skirt worn in these pics, this is exclusive to this location.

Miaow sitting in the treehouse at Pochette at Discord

The Broken Sunshine backpack and huggable doll are both group gifts from Catnip, how adorable are these? Join Catnip group and this is in message dated 3/29. The black and red tank worn here can be found free at the entrance to the Discord store.

Broken Sunshine Doll Backpack and Doll – Catnip(Group Gift)
Tank – Discord (free)

Also, if you join the Discord group you receive a really cool bracelet for men and women, you will see this close to the landing point at the entrance. I bought the neko tail and ears from WaRmth at [OZ]Hiding Place (another great shopping place), they were only 70L and perfectly match this bracelet -purely by coincidence. Some free items here too!

Bracelet – Discord (Group Gift, join group and touch sign in store)

Click on the pic for a closeup of of the intricate detailing on the ear accessories, I can’t believe this set was only 70L, they are animated too!

Neko Ears and Tail: WaRmth – 70L
Peppa Hair: Diversity (bought with voucher for players under 30 days old)
The fantastic feline skin is a free gift from FH skins, it’s been in my inventory for a while waiting for a perfect moment, and today is that day.

Denim Skirt: Pochette at Discord (free)
Socks: Pochette at Cherry Buttons (free)
Chucks: Darkstar (not free)

A couple more items to show you here, this top and bracelet you will find in a little freebie store in OZ, lots of other goodies in there too.

Bracelet and Top – [OZ] (Free)

Last but not least, Aitui has a new free gift for women, this top is 1L and you can also get it with long sleeves. The Pexanoyia Goggles are a group gift from Curious Kitties. Join the group and look in the notice archives for message dated 3/26/08.

Top: Aitui (1L)
Goggles: Curious Kitties (Group Gift)

Phew, I’m kittied out!

I just want to clear something up with y’all. I think I may have confused some of you, although I occasionally use my different avatars to model in my blog posts, I always write as Creamy Cooljoke.

Olivia Connaught, Miu Elfan and Cheri Pye also write for this blog and they are not my alts, they are all complete lunatics in their own right :0)

Foxy Sn@tch

Well, look at this tranformation today. Finally my letter came up on the lucky chair and I got this funky afro from BP, I think the whole of SL will have this hair soon (it rocks on guys too!). This hair is becoming an obsession!

So Ivey at Snatch has put some more free items in the store (Yay Ivey!!!), this first one called ‘Cry Baby’ is free somewhere in the store for a week. I’ll give you a clue, when you TP into the store walk straight ahead and go left to where the stockings are at the a back.

Cry Baby has slightly mucky leggings just how I like them, like you’ve been getting up to ‘I don’t know what.’

The next item is available for free for 24 hours and then it will be back to it’s full price again, but, if you look hard you may find another free item, you have to look at each ad to see which is free.

Today it was the Gothkini.

oooh think I shoulda gone for a bigger cupsize…

This beautiful skin is by Fleur, the ‘Vivant Chestnut Soiree’. Fleur is now doing the 500L gift for those who missed out last time. So if you haven’t got your gift voucher yet, join the Fleur Group and click on the sign outside the store, you will be given your voucher. Wear the voucher and choose your skin, only 1 voucher per person and only applies to those who missed out last time. This offer only applies until Tuesday.

Ooh and I always forget to mention the eyes, these are a group gift by Big Booty Big Money.

While we were in Snatch, Skyler found a free backpack and T Shirt in Retox, (which is on the left hand side of the store) and I took some sneaky pics of him (he said it was ok though, thanks Skyler)

Broken Heart Tee, Retox at Snatch (free)

So you need to get your hunting head on to find these, it’s pretty tricky for me to explain exactly where they are.